Secret’s out, I AM a Mermaid. 

infinatelymoredevious:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

I have no idea where this hat came from.

 Then you must in deed be powerfully high

You have no idea.

Secret’s out, I AM a Mermaid. 

infinatelymoredevious:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

infinatelymoredevious:

 What?

If I weren’t so high right now I’d hand you the Nobel Prize in everything. Actually I probably wouldn’t. I’d just give you like a high five or something.

 Awesome. We’re friends now.

I have no idea where this hat came from.

Secret’s out, I AM a Mermaid. 

infinatelymoredevious:

 What?

If I weren’t so high right now I’d hand you the Nobel Prize in everything. Actually I probably wouldn’t. I’d just give you like a high five or something.

Secret’s out, I AM a Mermaid. 

infinatelymoredevious:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

infinatelymoredevious:

And now what’s his nuts gets three wishes.

I think you mean Cal. You should teach me how to breathe underwater. And give me an unlimited amount of food. And also… uh. Do I have to choose my third wish now?

 Go buy an aqualung. Become the Phantom of the Mandarin Buffet. No.

Dude.

Secret’s out, I AM a Mermaid. 

infinatelymoredevious:

And now what’s his nuts gets three wishes.

I think you mean Cal. You should teach me how to breathe underwater. And give me an unlimited amount of food. And also… uh. Do I have to choose my third wish now?

justcallmecat:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

justcallmecat:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

justcallmecat:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

I was so stoned. I don’t even remember her name.

Well look who’s talented dancer when he’s stoned

You don’t know the half of it.

Well I’d like to see your dancing sometime!

Well I’m pretty high right now…

Then let’s go dancing!

I may or may not have thrown up last time but okay!

You kinda look like a mermaid. Man.

justcallmecat:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

justcallmecat:

caterpillarsalwaysknow:

I was so stoned. I don’t even remember her name.

Well look who’s talented dancer when he’s stoned

You don’t know the half of it.

Well I’d like to see your dancing sometime!

Well I’m pretty high right now…